Now Hiring at Freddy's - JT Music.mp3

[00:00.232]Hey there, pal!
[00:01.561]Looking for work?
[00:03.165]But sick of being pushed around by lousy bosses?
[00:06.633]How would you like to run and manage your own business?
[00:09.552]Well, all we need is a little paperwork
[00:12.462]And your soul
[00:14.596]Become a Fazbear franchisee, you're more than family
[00:18.539]You're the star
[00:20.933]We've got a little fixer upper for you
[00:23.308]There's lots of work here to do
[00:24.916]So let's start!
[00:27.293]Cut some corners if it makes you a profit
[00:29.950]I promise you're gonna go far
[00:32.885]Frozen Pizza's the best!
[00:34.478]Not one ingredient's fresh!
[00:36.062]But just tell the customer they are
[00:39.516]All these animatronics have made us so famous
[00:42.979]They've got a history, almost all of it's heinous!
[00:45.911]But they make us so much money how could anyone blame us?
[00:49.355]Salvage all the old ones, shouldn't be dangerous
[00:52.554]I've heard a frontal lobe removal's rather painless
[00:55.757]Better that to happen than for us to go bankrupt
[00:58.681]And remember if you ever get hurt on the job
[01:02.123]Unfortunately, corporate cannot cover your loss
[01:05.854]Come on down to Freddy's
[01:08.771]And we'll make a tycoon of you
[01:12.173]Invest all of your savings
[01:14.563]Cuz you're gonna double it soon
[01:18.547]Minimize the casualties
[01:20.945]And please just don't get us sued
[01:24.140]Every shift will be fun
[01:25.735]If you get your duties done and clean all the blood off your shoes
[01:32.341]Just Kidding!
[01:33.411]It's only marinara
[01:34.467]You nincompoop
[01:36.055]But, accidents do occasionally happen
[01:38.985]Here are some precautionary instructions in case of a mishap:
[01:43.979]Entertainment upgrades have a price
[01:46.648]Minor injuries are a workplace sacrifice
[01:49.836]With the animatronics you always want to play nice
[01:53.019]And keep a safe distance, that's solid advice
[01:56.207]Oh, children love to play boy, can they make a mess!
[01:59.652]We know how much you'd love to strangle them by their necks
[02:02.844]Just tell those little brats to give Freddy a hug
[02:05.761]And when it's done sweep whatever's left of them under the rug
[02:09.213]Because a bad reputation cannot be afforded
[02:12.413]Don't get rid of the problem just get rid of the corpses
[02:15.858]Sanitation is of strictly minimal importance
[02:18.785]And if Police are at the door make sure they've got proper warrants
[02:22.228]Ethics and Morals are completely subjective!
[02:25.150]As long as you prosper you need nothing corrected!
[02:28.337]If anything breaks don't sweat, trainwreck
[02:31.791]We'll just take it out of your next paycheck
[02:35.510]Come on down to Freddy's
[02:38.446]You oughta stay for a while
[02:41.891]If any children go missing
[02:44.810]Just don't let that go on file
[02:48.268]Don't get any blood on the carpet
[02:50.855]It's easier cleaning the tile
[02:53.777]And if a kid ends up dead kill all the witnesses next
[02:56.967]And make sure it's done with a smile
[03:01.493]Now what?
[03:02.544]You want a raise?
[03:04.064]Maybe, after another couple days
[03:06.749]Order more decorations to cover the walls with
[03:09.884]And take remaining appendages out of the ball pits
[03:13.327]When bodies start rotting you'll know for sure
[03:16.524]Take your mind off it with another high score
[03:19.441]Then we'll have a performance you and Freddy together
[03:22.626]At this family franchise that'll go on forever!
[03:26.615]Come on down to Freddy's
[03:29.811]We'll suck the soul out of you
[03:32.999]A workshift can be deadly
[03:35.322]But we'll bring you back to life soon
[03:39.574]Maximize the casualties
[03:41.709]At this point we're gonna get sued
[03:44.892]And before you can leave
[03:46.487]Clean all the carpets with bleach
[03:48.604]And we'll make a monster of you