The Devil Lives in My Husband's Body - Pulsallama.mp3

[00:04.040][Verse 1]
[00:12.876]That's what I said to my husband Donald when he came home from work last night.
[00:15.572]He said: "Honey, I got to fix something downstairs."
[00:17.974]Well, as I was pulling out the casserole,
[00:19.960]I heard this weird barking noise coming from the basement.
[00:24.053]And you know, we don't have a dog!
[00:26.837][Chorus]
[00:27.655]The devil lives in my husband's body!
[00:34.513](No one can help us but the witch next door)
[00:41.624]The devil lives in my husband's body!
[00:49.023](Our friends can't come over anymore)
[00:53.509][Verse 2]
[00:56.403]So this went on for two weeks.
[00:58.337]Every night he'd go down to the basement after work, and I'd hear this... barking.
[01:01.951]So finally I called up Hilda, the next-door neighbor.
[01:04.855]Well, everybody in town thinks she's a witch.
[01:07.537]Just because she has 17 cats... doesn't make her a witch!
[01:10.933][Chorus]
[01:11.584]The devil lives in my husband's body!
[01:18.406](No one can help us but the witch next door)
[01:25.902]The devil lives in my husband's body!
[01:33.081](Our friends can't come over anymore)
[01:40.006][Verse 3]
[01:40.468]So Hilda agreed to come over to the barbecue we have on Saturday afternoons.
[01:44.035]And we were having a drink, the kids were on the swing set,
[01:46.917]And Donald was making hot dogs and hamburgers.
[01:49.403]All of a sudden I looked over at him and his... his face began to twitch!
[01:53.839]And then he started barking!
[01:56.218]And swearing, like, uncontrollably!
[01:58.593][Verse 4]
[02:25.112]So I was totally freaking out, Donald was hysterical.
[02:27.988]Hilda said he was possessed by the devil and needed an exorcism right away.
[02:31.557]I sent him to the psychiatric hospital.
[02:34.039][Chorus]
[02:42.747]The devil lives in my husband's body!
[02:44.909](No one can help us but the witch next door)
[02:45.265]The devil lives in my husband's body!
[02:45.718](Our friends can't come over anymore)
[02:46.002][Verse 5]
[02:46.582]Two weeks later the doctor called me up and said:
[02:46.986]"I'm sorry, but your husband has Tourette's Syndrome,"
[02:47.716]"An incurable psychiatric disorder."
[02:48.552]"He's going to be barking like that for the rest of his life."
[02:49.635][Outro]
[03:04.445]Oh! No one can help him no more!
[03:04.712]Our insurance doesn't cover it!
[03:05.059]My husband's not our friend anymore!
[03:05.273]Donald? Donald honey?
[03:05.481]What are you doing down there in the basement?