[00:00.00] 作词 : Beastie Boys[00:01.00] 作曲 : Beastie Boys[00:15.21]I looked out the window and seen his bald head[00:17.31]I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg[00:18.78]Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair[00:21.33]Launched that shot and he was caught out there[00:23.46]Saw the convertible driving by[00:25.32]Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly[00:27.51]He went for his to find he didn't have one[00:29.55]Put him in check correct with my egg gun[00:31.44]The egg a symbol of life[00:33.69]Go inside your house and bust out your wife[00:35.67]Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke[00:37.62]The trigger I pulled his face the yoke[00:40.23]Reached in his pocket took all his cash[00:41.70]Left my man standing with an egg moustache[00:43.83]Suckers they come a dime a dozen[00:45.78]And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about[01:04.38]Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg[01:06.21]He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg[01:08.52]Tossed it out the window three minutes hot[01:11.97]Hit the Rastaman he said bloodclot[01:12.75]Which came first the chicken or the egg[01:14.70]I egged the chicken then I ate his leg[01:16.77]Riding the trains in between cars[01:18.51]When I pull out the station *you're gonna get yours*[01:20.79]Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.[01:21.90]*Yo they just got my little cousin ese*[01:24.39]Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny[01:26.79]It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy[01:28.41]People laugh it's no joke[01:28.98]My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke[01:31.17]*Now they got me in a cell* but I don't care[01:35.04]It was then that I caught catching people out there[01:53.91]We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back[01:57.63]We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back[02:01.50]Sam I am down with the program[02:03.63]Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam[02:05.40]Come Halloween you know I come strapped[02:06.54]I throw it at a sucker K-pap[02:07.23]You made the mistake you judge a man by his race[02:11.97]You go through life with egg on your face[02:14.04]You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling[02:16.05]You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling[02:17.94]Families puck rocks the businessman[02:20.16]I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand[02:22.29]Not like the crack that you put in a pipe[02:24.06]But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe