[00:23.04]My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man[00:26.49]And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.[00:29.64]They've got one of those stickers[00:31.71]In the back of their van; it says:[00:33.90]We've seen the prices at the zoo.[00:36.81]Well today I knocked upon their door[00:39.06]And said that I was passing,[00:40.83]And charlie launched a scathing attack.[00:44.31]When I asked him what I'd done, he said[00:46.14]"You stupid bastard! We live in a cul-de-sac!"[01:27.84]Went to Dali's party; it was fancy dress.[01:31.47]I just stuck an apple in my face.[01:34.89]I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress,[01:38.43]Reckoned he'd beat Gagarin into space.[01:41.55]He said "Hi there boys![01:43.44]Like I'm sorry I'm late![01:45.45]But I was getting done up[01:46.74]As a Mogul Thrash acetate!"[01:48.69]Me, I got bored[01:50.85]So I went home,[01:52.80]Got into bed,[01:54.48]And came to the conclusion...[02:25.86]There is nothing better in life[02:28.83]Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol[02:32.37]There is nothing better in life[02:35.73]Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro[02:39.69]There is nothing better in life[02:42.03]Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro[02:46.38]There is nothing better in life[02:48.75]Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro[02:51.66]On a Saturday Night instead of going to a pub.