The Best Things in Life - Half Man Half Biscuit.mp3

The Best Things in Life - Half Man Half Biscuit.mp3
[00:23.04]My Uncle Charli...
[00:23.04]My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man
[00:26.49]And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.
[00:29.64]They've got one of those stickers
[00:31.71]In the back of their van; it says:
[00:33.90]We've seen the prices at the zoo.
[00:36.81]Well today I knocked upon their door
[00:39.06]And said that I was passing,
[00:40.83]And charlie launched a scathing attack.
[00:44.31]When I asked him what I'd done, he said
[00:46.14]"You stupid bastard! We live in a cul-de-sac!"
[01:27.84]Went to Dali's party; it was fancy dress.
[01:31.47]I just stuck an apple in my face.
[01:34.89]I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress,
[01:38.43]Reckoned he'd beat Gagarin into space.
[01:41.55]He said "Hi there boys!
[01:43.44]Like I'm sorry I'm late!
[01:45.45]But I was getting done up
[01:46.74]As a Mogul Thrash acetate!"
[01:48.69]Me, I got bored
[01:50.85]So I went home,
[01:52.80]Got into bed,
[01:54.48]And came to the conclusion...
[02:25.86]There is nothing better in life
[02:28.83]Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol
[02:32.37]There is nothing better in life
[02:35.73]Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
[02:39.69]There is nothing better in life
[02:42.03]Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
[02:46.38]There is nothing better in life
[02:48.75]Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro
[02:51.66]On a Saturday Night instead of going to a pub.
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