[00:00.10]I Like Chinese (Monty Python Sings) - Monty Python[00:00.20]Written by:Terry Jones[00:00.439]The world today seems absolutely crackers[00:05.223]With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high[00:10.451]There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger[00:15.739]It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why[00:22.117]I like Chinese[00:26.125]I like Chinese[00:29.854]They only come up to you knees[00:33.444]Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please[00:37.811]I like Chinese[00:41.251]I like Chinese[00:45.294]There's nine hundred million of them in the world today[00:49.461]You'd better learn to like them that's what I say[00:53.573]I like Chinese[00:57.597]I like Chinese[01:01.317]They come from a long way overseas[01:05.29]But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please[01:09.452]I like Chinese food[01:13.116]The waiters never are rude[01:17.241]Think of the many things they've done to impress[01:21.18]There's Maoism Taoism eging and chess[01:25.77]I like Chinese[01:29.244]I like Chinese[01:32.880]I like their tiny little trees[01:36.854]Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze[01:40.743]I like chinese thought[01:44.678]The wisdom that confusions taught[01:48.590]If Darwin is anything to shout about[01:52.526]The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt[01:56.189]So I like Chinese[02:00.565]I like Chinese[02:04.373]They only come up to you knees[02:07.988]Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please[02:11.605]All together[02:12.454]Wo ai zhong guo ren[02:16.302]Wo ai zhong guo ren[02:20.247]Wo ai zhong guo ren[02:23.918]Ni hao ma ni hao ma ni hao ma zai jian[02:28.145]I like Chinese[02:32.67]I like Chinese[02:35.793]They're food is guaranteed to please[02:39.616]A fourteen a seven a nine and li chese[02:43.907]I like Chinese[02:47.817]I like Chinese[02:51.489]I like their tiny little trees[02:55.321]Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze[02:59.712]I like Chinese[03:03.553]I like Chinese