[00:04.30]Back a few months ago,[00:05.50]I was headlinin' a great big nightclub,[00:11.10]and they put me up a couple days early.[00:13.10]I came in a couple days early,[00:14.20]and they put me up in what they call the "Star Suite".[00:18.70]Now here I am,[00:20.30]headlinin' in one of the biggest nightclubs in the country,[00:23.10]and I wake up at eight o'clock in the morning in this "Star Suite"[00:27.00]...all by myself.[00:29.60]"Awwww"[00:30.60]Yeah, that's what I said, "Awwww"[00:33.60]But I did what I've always done, man, to cheer myself up.[00:36.20]I picked up my guitar,[00:37.80]I sat down, and I wrote me a little song.[00:41.70]Now this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill,[00:44.80]tryin' to figure out why.[00:47.80]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble[00:52.20]When you're perfect in every way[00:56.60]I can't wait to look in the mirror[01:01.00]'Cause I get better lookin' each day[01:05.50]To know me is to love me[01:09.70]I must be a hell of a man[01:14.10]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble[01:18.20]But I'm doin' the best that I can![01:27.50]I used to have a girlfriend[01:31.70]But I guess she just couldn't compete[01:36.10]With all of these love-starved women[01:40.00]Who keep clamoring at my feet[01:44.50]Well, I could prob'ly find me another[01:48.90]But I guess they're all in awe of me[01:53.30]Who cares?[01:54.40]I never get lonesome[01:57.40]'Cause I treasure my own company[02:01.30]Oooooh Lord, it's hard to be humble[02:08.50]When you're perfect in every way[02:11.90](Can't wait to look in the mirror)[02:13.10]I can't wait to look in the mirror[02:16.00](Help me out now, come on)[02:17.30]I get better lookin' each day[02:20.70](To know me is to what?)[02:21.70]To know me is to love me[02:24.50](Must be a hell of a man)[02:25.90]I must be a hell of a man[02:29.10](Oh Lord, it's hard)[02:30.20]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble[02:33.30](When you're doin' what?)[02:34.30]We're doin' the best that we can[02:43.60]I guess you could say I'm a loner[02:47.60]A cowboy outlaw, tough, and proud[02:51.60]Well, I could have lots of friends if I wanted[02:55.90]But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd[03:00.30]Some folks say that I'm "egotistical"[03:04.60]Hell, I don't even know what that means[03:09.00]I guess it has something to do with the way[03:13.00]That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans[03:16.80]Oooooh........[03:19.60]Come on, where's all the kickers in here?![03:21.50]Oooooh Lord, it's hard to be humble[03:25.70](When you're perfect in every way)[03:26.90]When you're perfect in every way[03:29.70](Can't wait to look in the mirror)[03:31.10]I can't wait to look in the mirror[03:34.20]('Cause I get better lookin')[03:35.60]I get better lookin' each day[03:38.40](To know me is to what?)[03:39.80]To know me is to love me[03:42.90](Must be a hell of a man)[03:44.30]I must be a hell of a man[03:47.10](Oh Lord, it's hard)[03:48.30]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble[03:51.50](What are we doin'?)[03:52.50]We're doin' the best that we can[03:55.80](One more time, what are we doin'?)[03:57.70]We're doing the best that we can[04:04.00]Give yourselves a hand[04:05.70]Yeeee-haw!