[00:00.33]There one was a lad who looked like me[00:02.45]He was an innocent soul[00:03.82]But he loved TV[00:04.93]His friend got him into anime[00:07.50]And now he's a goddamn weeb[00:09.72]ARA ARA[00:10.79]Oh no he's addicted to porn[00:12.70]He watches hentai way into the morn[00:15.12]One day he was having some fun[00:17.74]Till his mom burst in oh no[00:20.15][00:20.65]His step-sis whispered oni-chan[00:22.87]It felt so wrong but he was a fan[00:25.65]She got stuck in the laundry door[00:27.78]Ohh watch the little lad go[00:30.76]Oh no he's addicted to porn[00:33.17]He watches hentai way into the morn[00:35.63]One day he was having some fun[00:38.05]Till his mom burst in oh no[00:40.16][00:41.01]When his step-mom walked in she was mad,[00:43.28]She said I'm about to tell y'all's dad[00:46.00]Unless y'all wanna run it back and make it a party of three[00:51.33]Oh no he's addicted to porn[00:52.97]He watches hentai way into the morn[00:56.22]One day he was having some fun[00:58.33]Till his mom burst in oh no