[00:00.000] 作词 : Luke Pappalardo/Peter Pappalardo/Vinny Locasto[00:01.000] 作曲 : Luke Pappalardo/Peter Pappalardo/Vinny Locasto/Tommi Vatanen/Toumo Korander[00:02.151]I met her on the internet[00:04.449]We haven't met in person yet[00:06.516]And that's how I'd like it to stay, oh![00:10.632]Cause I've been down this road before[00:13.398]They always end up wanting more[00:15.477]They take one look and run away (mm-hmm-hmm)[00:19.861]Cause I'm a creature of the night (mm-hmm-hmm)[00:24.109]How could she ever love me right[00:26.303]When I am only half a man?[00:28.405]She's coming over here tonight[00:30.643]To tell the truth I'm terrified[00:33.411]There's nowhere left to hide the fact that[00:35.609]I'm a half horse, half man![00:41.270]How could she ever understand?[00:44.339]That I'm a half horse, half man[00:49.030]I'm a half horse, half man[00:52.906]That's what I am[00:54.716]And so I told my love the truth[00:56.840]And she was actually pretty cool[00:58.920]With finding out that I'm a horse[01:03.393]She introduced me to her friends[01:05.543]And took me to her room and then[01:07.767]We made love, cowgirl of course (mm-hmm-hmm)[01:12.108]But someone's coming up the stairs (mm-hmm-hmm)[01:16.580]She said her parents weren't there[01:18.657]I'm finding out that was a lie[01:20.848]She told me: Babe you gotta hide[01:23.162]I told her: Where? I'm half a horse![01:25.725]Her dad opens the door and says[01:28.121]Is that a half horse, half man?[01:33.690]Laying naked in my daughter's bed?[01:36.890]That is a half horse, half man! Ah![01:42.247]Someone try to help me understand, oh-oh-oh![01:47.084]My mom's my mom, my dad's a horse[01:49.179]The two of them had intercourse[01:51.391]I'm traumatized by their divorce[01:54.402]That is how I'm horse, half man[01:58.630]I am one half horse, half man[02:02.799]That's what I am[02:07.727](that's what I am!)[02:12.154](I'm half a man!)[02:16.574]I'm half a man[02:20.558]and I'm half a horse![02:23.281]God-Damn![02:26.054]She loves me just the way I am[02:29.106]She loves that I'm half horse, half man, oh![02:34.774]We don't give a damn who understands, oh-oh-oh![02:39.484]Let's run away into the night[02:41.594]And leave our families behind[02:43.812]We'll start our own family in time[02:46.848]A family of half horse, half men[02:50.866]Or maybe even horse women[02:55.088]Half horse children