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[00:03.95]This is a song about a**l *** and God[00:07.55][00:18.30]It’s called “Ten-Foot C**k, and a Few Hundred Virgins”[00:20.41][00:23.32]So you’re gonna live in paradise[00:30.37]With a ten-foot c**k and a few hundred virgins[00:35.77]So you’re gonna live in paradise[00:39.60]With a ten-foot c**k and a few hundred virgins[00:41.78]So you gonna sacrifice your life[00:44.53]For a ride on UFO[00:46.98]And when the Lord comes down in his shimmering chariot of salvation[00:52.30]You’re gonna be the first to know[00:55.32][00:57.77]And so if[00:59.96]God was there from the very beginning[01:01.99]he invented men and women[01:03.49]then he also invented w**king[01:05.12]then he said w**king was sinning[01:06.58]so if I’m feeling randy[01:08.18]I’m not allowed to hand-shandy[01:09.86]But having *** with my family[01:11.43]That is just ******* great[01:14.27]It’s all there in Ezekiel 8[01:17.18]Just before he opens up his big pearly gate[01:19.60]And says that it’s a sin[01:21.50]To take it up the date[01:22.91]Even if it’s great[01:24.51]Even with your cowboy mate[01:27.30][01:31.21]So you’re gonna live in paradise[01:33.71]With a ten-foot c**k and a few hundred virgins[01:36.30]So you gonna sacrifice your life[01:39.11]For a shot at the greener grass[01:41.60]And when the Lord comes down[01:43.20]With his shiny rod of judgement[01:46.20]He’s gonna kick my heathen ares[01:49.60][01:51.87]So if you[01:53.93]Cover the bodies if your women[01:55.72]Everybody is grinning[01:57.61]Because black is so slimming[01:59.10]Though it’s not great for swimming[02:00.72]But it gives you an erection[02:02.38]With the increased sexual tension[02:03.87]What with the U.V. protection[02:05.38]That is second to none[02:08.11]You’ll find it all in the Q***n[02:11.20]Just next to the bit that justifies guns[02:13.61]And says that it’s a sin[02:14.85]To take it up the bum[02:16.60]Even if it’s fun[02:18.16]Even with the permission from your mum[02:21.10][02:25.14]So you’re gonna live in paradise[02:27.92]With a ten-foot c**k and a few hundred virgins[02:29.79]So you gonna sacrifice your life[02:32.39]For a shot at eternity[02:34.56]And when the Lord comes down[02:36.17]And I haven’t done my penance[02:39.50]He’s gonna disembowel me[02:42.21][02:44.71]You say that[02:46.61]If I[02:52.30]Stumbled on a watch I’d assume it had a watchmaker[02:54.59]That a muffin presupposes a baker[02:56.21]So you must agree sooner or later[02:58.10]That this proves there’s a creator[02:59.58]So if I put my foot in a stinker[03:01.50]You’d assume the existence of a sphincter[03:03.31]Thus you don’t need to be a great thinker[03:05.19]To conclude that God’s a bum[03:07.72]which negates the words of Genesis 1[03:10.96]which made him out to be so much fun[03:13.42]until Adam succumbed to temptation[03:16.80]and then his only son[03:18.44]got nailed to a gum[03:20.10]Or the Middle-Eastern equivalent[03:21.75]which suggests that God’s omniscience[03:23.34]is nullified by his ambivalence[03:24.89]unless it turns out that he’s impotent[03:26.54]and if God can’t get boner[03:28.14]I guess that explains the plethora[03:29.79]Of huge erections in his honour[03:31.53]Because we all know a steeple’s just a subconscious compensatory manifestation of a huge stiff *****[03:35.72]and still he tells us that it’s heinous[03:37.34]to stick a ***** up your anus[03:39.10]Even if you’re famous[03:40.44]Even if you’re good at tennis[03:42.30][03:46.90]So you’re gonna live in paradise[03:49.17]With a ten-foot c**k and a few hundred virgins[03:50.69]So you gonna sacrifice your life[03:52.88]For a ride on UFO[03:55.48]And when the Lord comes down[03:57.23]With his big, stiff, slippery rod of judgement[04:02.94]I’m gonna be the first to go[04:05.54]He’s gonna send me down below[04:08.37]He’s gonna whip me like he's a hoe[04:11.71]you really think so?[04:13.55]I’m gonna be the first to go